I received an email of blonde jokes today:

Blonde LOGIC

Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking.. And
one blonde says to the other, "Which do You think is farther
away..........Melbourne or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
You see Melbourne...?????"


CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it
died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She Says,
"What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very Nicely if
he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act Together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then Today you expect me to
show it to you!"


RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
Another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I
get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and Shouts
back, "You ARE on the other side."


AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said That her
body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and Screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even More. She pushed her knee
and screamed; likewise she Pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched Made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"


BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were The
first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the Sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their Heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said The
Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're Going at
night!"


IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her Question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your Name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
New dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde Responded by
saying that one was named Rolex and one Was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like That?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're
Watch dogs!"

I remember hearing or reading years ago that's it's not fair to pick on the blondes - or was it just that there shouldn't be Polish jokes? - because at some time in history a great many of Poland's scientists were executed, leaving the less intelligent to survive (gosh that sounds rude, my apologies to anyone of Polish descent reading this).    Are most Poles blond, or did I just mix up the blonde & Polish jokes there?  hehe

Of course I've been Googling today, & found this about the massacre of Lwow professors,&nbs p;& this about anti Polish sentiment.

Did you know that during the Nazi era an estimated 50,000 - 200,000 "racially acceptable" children were taken from their families in order to be brought up as Germans?

Here is the Wikipedia entry for BLOND (all about blonde!).  Interesting snippets include: 

*  less than 1.8% of the world's human population are blonde

*  Lighter hair colors occur naturally in humans of all ethnicities, as rare mutations, but at such low rates that it is hardly noticeable in most populations, or is only found in children.

*  it is probable that humans with blond hair became distinctly numerous in Europe about 11,000 to 10,000 years ago during the last Ice Age 

(because lots of men died hunting & the remaining few men had heaps of women to choose from & could see the blondes easier, hehe)

Are blondes more desirable?  See what strippers think about that - does being blonde bring more tips?!

"...men associate light hair with erotic adventures, black - with femme fatale, red - with emotional fireworks and exotics and brown hair with…home comfort...natural blonds and red-heads produce pheromones six times more that brunettes and, thus, attract men more..."  - from a Factio Magazine article.

According to this Hawaiin blog post by a zoology grad student, the number of blondes is likely to drop in future - but the blond gene won't become extinct.

What a relief - I like variety!

Oh, & here is a makeupless photo of me at 22, & at my blondest:

Heavy blonde streaks in my naturally dark brown long straight hair, followed by a perm to make it wavy, totally wrecked my hair for several months!